"As more and more people turned to crime and violence the town becomes gripped in fear. Dark times. The city needs protection. To clean out the trashcan of society I've chosen to become more than a man. I'm the hero this town needs. I am... the Coon!" (c) south park ^) Hope you enjoy :3 Thanks everyone who helped to improve the work in the WIP: http://render.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?post_id=909084#909084